Wow, guys, you liberals sure are uptight. An elected official can’t even write a xenophobic fever-rant on a public website without some lefty backlash anymore.
You’ve maybe heard about Christian comedian and mayor of Arlington Russell Wiseman, the man who blamed Obama’s Afghanistan war-cry for killing Charlie Brown? Well, does he have a racist joke for you!
On December 1st, comedian Wiseman was doing what he does every night of the year: celebrating Christmas Eve with his non-Muslim family. They all sat down to watch The Christian Charlie Brown Christian Christmas Show, when some horrible horrible Mooslem (black) man pulled the TV-show football away from them like Lucy on a holy war.
You can imagine how upset this situation would make a racist (as angry as a Muslim!). Wiseman then did what any self respecting conservative would do, which is take to the internet in a blizzard of regrettable hatred.
Commercial Appeal reported on December 5th:
“In Wiseman’s first Facebook post, he wrote “Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it….w…hen the answer should simply be ‘yes’….””
Well that was fun to read! Oh wait, there’s more? This isn’t gonna be good, is it?
“In another post to his more than 1,600 Facebook friends, he also attacked the President, his supporters and Muslims, by saying “…you obama people need to move to a muslim country…oh wait, that’s America….pitiful.””
Yeah, that seems about right. Surprisingly, Wiseman’s doctoral thesis didn’t go over very well, and the PC police made him explain his art, which is impossible.
Myeyewitnessnews (funny name!) is reporting that Wiseman had this to say yesterday:
“I allowed things to go too far.”
What? Who are you, Humbert Humbert?
Um, I don’t think things went “too far,” I think they went “too racist.” What do you have to say about that?
“The mayor writes: “I regret that I offended anyone with my poor attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor amongst friends.” He also says “I don’t really care for President Obama or his policies…” and “I’m afraid I let my sarcastic and joking nature get the best of me.””
OH! I get it. You were joking. Oh, man, that’s funny! You like jokes?! I like jokes! Have you heard this one before?
“So, the mayor of Arlington walks into a bar, right, and then he gets beaten with a tire iron.”
Hahahahahahahaha! That one’s a real belly laffer, knowwhaddImeen? Joking!
In fact, the myeyewitnessnews story ends with this line:
“In his statement, Mayor Wisemanalso says in the last week he’s been threatened– both verbally and physically.”
Sounds rough. Here’s an ACLU-produced video that tells the story of several Muslim men who were tortured at Guantanamo Bay. It’s really, really not funny!