Let’s just call this a gimme and move along, yes?
Other questions FoxNews will ask this afternoon include:
- When you touch yourself, who do you think about?
- How many times do you have to go to the bathroom in a day before you start getting worried?
- Wiping: Front-to-back or back-to-front?
- Back to touching yourself — who do you really think about?
- If you could touch a FoxNews anchor’s naughty bits, who would you choose?
- Are you sure you wouldn’t choose Brit Hume?
- We have it on good information that Brit “I’ll try anything once” Hume wouldn’t mind.
- Why won’t anyone touch Brit Hume’s private penis?