Hey look, some Iranian cleric is taking a page out of Pat “Haiti made a deal with the Devil” Roberts‘ playbook by accusing all you slutty Iranian WOMEN of making the Earth get a boner and shake and shake because you all refuse to cover up your Satanic skin. If promiscuity is a problem, maybe I should go to Iran to investigate?!
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.” [emphasis totally mine.]
Though Sedighi’s accusation is probably an exaggeration, we might want to err on the John Bolton side of things and bomb Iran before their lusty, sultry, Earthquake-causing women kill us all.
On the plus side, the next time I meet an Iranian woman I have a built-in pick up line.
ME: Baby, here’s a question for you. How am I like the Earth?
IRANIAN WOMAN: I get it, you saw that story, hahaha, you’re so clever.
ME: If I see see any of your skin, I’m just gonna start shakin’ and shakin’ and killin’ people indiscriminately —
I’ve got high hopes.