Category Archives: Sports

Argentina futbolers support awesome cause, kick ball well

Like most of you out there, my relationship with soccer began at the age of 6, ended at the age of 8, and has now returned to rear its octagonally-paneled head under its rightful moniker: FUTBOL!  Certainly there must be … Continue reading

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The illustrated brutality of cops and tasers

From the post titled: Brave Philly cop tasers trapped, unarmed fan at baseball game. At last night’s Philadelphia Phillies game a 17-year-old kid ran onto the field and was treated to 50,000 volts of New Justice, care of a taser … Continue reading

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Brave Philly cop tasers trapped, unarmed fan at baseball game (w/ video)

I’m kind of hacking Allison Kilkenny’s taser beat by writing about this, but there’s enough police misconduct to go around.  At last night’s Philadelphia Phillies game a 17-year-old kid ran onto the field and was treated to 50,000 volts of … Continue reading

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Obama and GOP Super Bowl party will end on WH lawn in drunken brawl

Barack Obama, the man who famously wouldn’t invite  rockin’ Orrin Hatch’s personal mormon football team and their hundreds of wives to the White House, has decided that he doesn’t want to be alone on Super Bowl Sunday Sunday Sunday: 

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Obama the Jerk won't invite Orrin Hatch's fancy football team over for tea

America is facing a epoch of unparalleled optimism and tranquility, which is why Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) — who I always think is dead for some reason — took time out of his busy song-writing schedule to draft a letter to Barack Obama telling him that … Continue reading

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Meet the Mets, who are assholes

“Eleven organizations from the US, Palestine and Israel have called on baseball’s New York Mets to cancel a 21 November dinner at the Caesars Club at Citi Field for the Brooklyn-based Hebron Fund. The dinner is a fundraiser for Israeli … Continue reading

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